my anxiety gets 700% worse when someone says “can i talk to you”

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so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth


Lol omg

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Convo I just had with my dad
Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
Me: uuuhhh....
Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
Dad: anything at all?
Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
Dad: Sure
Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.



i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

"Well, I think that when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know? You snap back to being important to each other because you still are."

Alex Vause, from Orange Is The New Black (via violentwavesofemotion)


my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.



(Source: minicraic)